I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
