The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
