I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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