Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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