I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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