now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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