Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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