I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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