I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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