I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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