youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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