8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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