Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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