Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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