Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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