She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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