I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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