It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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