i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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