I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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