can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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