just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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