i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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