so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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