D3 body, D1 cock
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
it was like eating out sand paper
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You made out with two different species that night
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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