I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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