That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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