She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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