I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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