We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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