have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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