super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
There was a lot of him and a little penis
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I made him laugh his dick is mine
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
