I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Randomize
