scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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