Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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