My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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