Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
