i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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