marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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