This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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