I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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