He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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