my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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