There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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