why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Enjoy the penises
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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