Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
send nudes
from the living room?
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