this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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