So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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