If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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