I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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