Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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