We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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